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YOUR STEPS (TO WORLD DOMINATION):
1. Make a move, contact me HERE!
2. Pay the deposit, make it official.
3. Decide if you want my awesome HMUA to pamper you before the session. The correct answer is, “Treat Yo Self.”
4. Set that (pivotal) date.
5. Pick out your lingerie.
6. You nail that session (and it wasn’t as scary as you thought, right?).
7. I give you your photos.
8. You sally forth into the world with a new and radical and beautiful perspective of your body.